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Discussion => Silk Road discussion => Topic started by: UltimateSolution on November 22, 2012, 12:43 pm
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Some say that he once swallowed 1000 hits of acid, rendering him into a lucid state where AlbertHoffman came to him in a vision, giving him the idea for SilkRoad? And that he actually created the whole of SilkRoad in 13 days, working non stop with the help of IM ass injections of Methamphetamine given to him by his wife? All we know is, he's called Dread Pirate Roberts.
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With all the theories that have been flying around lately that ones quite normal lol
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I'm probably just way too high right now, but I read your username and the title of this thread and thought this was gonna be a proposed solution to the SR downtime in which we kill a lot of jews.
But yeah, I think it'd be pretty cool if we had a mythos about DPR like those. I dunno, just a lulzy thing among the community. Your first theory made me laugh. :p
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SOME SAY.....DREAD PIRATE ROBERTS IS.....
A FAG WHO BUTTFUCKS ALL OF US BY FAILING TO KEEP HIS SITE RUNNING IN A PROPER MANNER.....
LYING TO US ABOUT FIXING IT
HOLDING OUR MONEY HOSTAGE FOR WEEKS
THEN DOING NOTHING ABOUT IT BUT TURNING THE OLD, CRAPPY SITE BACK ON.
CONNECTIVITY ISSUES ABOUND NOTHING BEING DONE.
SOME SAY......DREAD PIRATE ROBERTS SUCKS!
if this is your opinion some say your getting banned
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SOME SAY.....DREAD PIRATE ROBERTS IS.....
A FAG WHO BUTTFUCKS ALL OF US BY FAILING TO KEEP HIS SITE RUNNING IN A PROPER MANNER.....
LYING TO US ABOUT FIXING IT
HOLDING OUR MONEY HOSTAGE FOR WEEKS
THEN DOING NOTHING ABOUT IT BUT TURNING THE OLD, CRAPPY SITE BACK ON.
CONNECTIVITY ISSUES ABOUND NOTHING BEING DONE.
SOME SAY......DREAD PIRATE ROBERTS SUCKS!
How fucking dare anyone out there make fun of Britney after all she has been through.!
She lost her aunt, she went through a divorce. She had two fuckin kids.
Her husband turned out to be a user, a cheater, and now she’s going through a custody battle. All you people care about is….. readers and making money off of her.
SHE’S A HUMAN! (ah! ooh!) What you don’t realize is that Britney is making you all this money and all you do is write a bunch of crap about her.
She hasn’t performed on stage in years. Her song is called “give me more†for a reason because all you people want is MORE! MORE-MORE, MORE: MORE!.
LEAVE HER ALONE! You are lucky she even performed for you BASTARDS!
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!…..Please.
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SOME SAY.....DREAD PIRATE ROBERTS IS.....
A FAG WHO BUTTFUCKS ALL OF US BY FAILING TO KEEP HIS SITE RUNNING IN A PROPER MANNER.....
LYING TO US ABOUT FIXING IT
HOLDING OUR MONEY HOSTAGE FOR WEEKS
THEN DOING NOTHING ABOUT IT BUT TURNING THE OLD, CRAPPY SITE BACK ON.
CONNECTIVITY ISSUES ABOUND NOTHING BEING DONE.
SOME SAY......DREAD PIRATE ROBERTS SUCKS!
if this is your opinion some say your getting banned
I'm seriously wondering what this guys point is. Is he from a crappy competitor website and jealous of SR's success? Some rogue cop who thinks he is saving the world? An angry stay at home dad who feels the need to protect kids from drugs? I wonder when he'll realize that the rest of us are using SR just fine and no one cares what he thinks.
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It's quite obvious Silk Road was conceived in a state of Pure Dissocia.
X)
nomad bloodbath
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Some say that he once swallowed 1000 hits of acid, rendering him into a lucid state where AlbertHoffman came to him in a vision, giving him the idea for SilkRoad? And that he actually created the whole of SilkRoad in 13 days, working non stop with the help of IM ass injections of Methamphetamine given to him by his wife? All we know is, he's called Dread Pirate Roberts.
Fascinating...
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Some say that he once swallowed 1000 hits of acid, rendering him into a lucid state where AlbertHoffman came to him in a vision, giving him the idea for SilkRoad? And that he actually created the whole of SilkRoad in 13 days, working non stop with the help of IM ass injections of Methamphetamine given to him by his wife? All we know is, he's called Dread Pirate Roberts.
;D
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the Dread Pirate Roberts is an artificial intelegaance that had the epifany of human beings love the drugs
if anything the captains on crystal meth, genious juice, acid would just melt his brain and a pile of dirt would occupy his fascination
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I actually think he is an alien.
What I fear has happened is that basically all these really intelligent alien species with tentacles have been watching us over thousands of years and hoped that we would start loving each other and stop all the wars and polluting the world.
Basically with there not being that many planets in the Goldilocks zones of each solar system they all have to be utilised well otherwise the tentacly aliens would run out of intergalactic living space, So basically the nice aliens were faced with a predicament, Either get us to change our ways and become hippies that love the planet, or eradicate us and leave room for a nicer type of life form to thrive.
So what happened then was that because the aliens don't really like wiping out whole species they decided to give us a last chance, And they put drugs on the world that make us better people.. However we are such fucktards that we decided to criminalise them and outcast people that use them.. The aliens were like WTF>? Massive squelchy alien facepalm. And the alien overlord was like well guys we did everything we could, time to get rid of the pesky vermin, and he was about to send out a virus to kill us all when his second in command Commander Roberts was like No! I never give up on a species, no matter how vile. I will go to earth and try and make our original plan work. First I will need an identity. I will chose a pirate as they seem to like those..
So he comes down in his spaceship, invents TOR, cryptography and everything waits a while then sets up silk road...
Before you laugh,, I have proof!
The religion FSM *church of the flying spaghetti monster* Is actually based on when Cptn Roberts landed on earth. The flying spaghetti monster is actually a scared and hungry persons representation of Roberts in his true form with tentactles. Then changing into a pirate.. Read up on the religion if you don't believe me. Pirates are considered holy and shit..
Also all this need for secrecy is not for fear of prosecution, It's just we'd all shit ourselves if we saw him in his true form.. No one has ever seen him which means he must either not exist or be an alien..
Also Drugs make you a nicer person, they make you an intelligent thinker.. Proof that we could have had fuck all to do in their creation..
SO basically, If you're listening, my noodly overlord weather it works or not, take me with you when you go back... PLEASE!
I've read too many stories of council estate girls getting pregnant at 13 to be able to continue living here. Too many makeup slathered girls posing with duck faces to be able to look at this world anymore.. I'll happily work as a cook on your planet and make you exquisite earth food,
ACE
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Mr. DPR works hard.. for you and the rest of us to have a means of drug supply... without dealing with dodgy cartels.
But.. there will always be hating-ass ragers. :) So.. keep it up. You might actually get banned.. but then again.. Who would care?
You'll just make another troll account and come back. So.. kick rocks! Keep it moving!
DPR.. we all appreciate you and your tireless efforts of maintaining a healthy and successful business/website. :)
And in our honest opinions.. SR has been running lightning fast compared to how it used to be.. Even months before the down time.
We can click on a link and it will load like we're on the Clearnet. Kudos to DPR and the team that imagined the dream, built it, and gave us hope.
Thanks DPR.
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He is a scientist that uses SR earnings to build a spaceship and a submarine.
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DPR = Keyser Soze
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Ehhh i think ye'l find he's a Reptillian Alien actually, colluding with all the worlds superpowers and monarchies to take over the world, enslave us all and bring us 30,000 years into the future where they rule the earth, They come back and forth "in time" every hundred yeas to take more slaves, untill then im going to enjoy myself!
Be careful! David Ickles about!
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Some say...
Dread Pirate Roberts is simply Chuck Norris expanding his horizons to technology.
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Mr. DPR works hard.. for you and the rest of us to have a means of drug supply... without dealing with dodgy cartels.
But.. there will always be hating-ass ragers. :) So.. keep it up. You might actually get banned.. but then again.. Who would care?
You'll just make another troll account and come back. So.. kick rocks! Keep it moving!
I hope you don't mean me? My post was well intended. I love DPR more than all of you idiots put together. I would have a sexchage just so I could become his sexslave and do lots of nasty things to him, would you do that? No I didn't think so..
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The less I know about DPR, the safer I feel shopping on SR ;D.
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Mr. DPR works hard.. for you and the rest of us to have a means of drug supply... without dealing with dodgy cartels.
But.. there will always be hating-ass ragers. :) So.. keep it up. You might actually get banned.. but then again.. Who would care?
You'll just make another troll account and come back. So.. kick rocks! Keep it moving!
I hope you don't mean me? My post was well intended. I love DPR more than all of you idiots put together. I would have a sexchage just so I could become his sexslave and do lots of nasty things to him, would you do that? No I didn't think so..
Now thats commitment, i take my Pirate hat off to ya surrrr!
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Some say that he once swallowed 1000 hits of acid, rendering him into a lucid state where AlbertHoffman came to him in a vision, giving him the idea for SilkRoad? And that he actually created the whole of SilkRoad in 13 days, working non stop with the help of IM ass injections of Methamphetamine given to him by his wife? All we know is, he's called Dread Pirate Roberts.
And on that bombshell, good night folks! Kids, do drugs.
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Goodnight? Dam I must be a vampire
So there's a theory that DPR dropped 1000 hits of acid at one time? How long did he experience the intense part of the trip?
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Goodnight? Dam I must be a vampire
OP was making a Top Gear reference, which I was acknowledging with my post. :P
Just gives me chuckles to imagine DPR walking around irl wearing a racing suit and a big white racing helmet with a tinted visor...not exactly the stealthiest way to maintain anonymity, I guess. ;D
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You're all wrong, he's a DMT entity that's broken through into this dimension and lives inside the internet and decided to make the world a better place through the use of his otherworldy powers to bring light to this dimension when all around us wee see darkness!
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I'm probably just way too high right now, but I read your username and the title of this thread and thought this was gonna be a proposed solution to the SR downtime in which we kill a lot of jews.
But yeah, I think it'd be pretty cool if we had a mythos about DPR like those. I dunno, just a lulzy thing among the community. Your first theory made me laugh. :p
yea killing the jews before killing the muslims makes plenty of sense.
fuck you
racists don't belong on Silkroad so get the fuck out
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I head that DPR is actually John McAfee
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I head that DPR is actually John McAfee
wat yo, he's obviously Ron Paul
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I'm probably just way too high right now, but I read your username and the title of this thread and thought this was gonna be a proposed solution to the SR downtime in which we kill a lot of jews.
But yeah, I think it'd be pretty cool if we had a mythos about DPR like those. I dunno, just a lulzy thing among the community. Your first theory made me laugh. :p
yea killing the jews before killing the muslims makes plenty of sense.
fuck you
racists don't belong on Silkroad so get the fuck out
nor idiots, and you are clearly one.
Comprehension: what a virtue.
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Some say, that his ship runs on atomic power and he has a hook for a left hand.... Others say he wears an eye patch and, has a wooden leg with a golden parrot...
ALL WE KNOW IS... HE'S CALLED DREAD PIRATE ROBERTS!!!
- Jeremy Clarkson
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Hahaha I lulz at so many of these.
I'd go with DPR really being a DMT entity or neo-CHUCK NORRIS haha.
But in all seriousness def agree JahBuds:
Mr. DPR works hard.. for you and the rest of us to have a means of drug supply... without dealing with dodgy cartels.
But.. there will always be hating-ass ragers. :) So.. keep it up. You might actually get banned.. but then again.. Who would care?
You'll just make another troll account and come back. So.. kick rocks! Keep it moving!
DPR.. we all appreciate you and your tireless efforts of maintaining a healthy and successful business/website. :)
And in our honest opinions.. SR has been running lightning fast compared to how it used to be.. Even months before the down time.
We can click on a link and it will load like we're on the Clearnet. Kudos to DPR and the team that imagined the dream, built it, and gave us hope.
Thanks DPR.
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